jim Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 So after landing my new job as an Asda greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day...... About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly, 'Good morning and welcome to Asda. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?' The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?' So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Asda.' My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZMANALEX Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LRF4N Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 "I just couldn't believe someone slept with you twice. quote] hahaha id never have the balls to say that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vik54 Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 That is funny for a bloke joke! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rich5259 Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Tarmac@TarmacSportz Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 Is there a reason they put ASDAs in the scummiest parts of town ? No offence if anyone lives near one but every ASDA ive been in has more chavs in it than pound land !!! Great Joke bud Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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