jim Posted October 27, 2009 Share Posted October 27, 2009 The teacher asked the class to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, 'My family went to granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.' The teacher said, 'That was good, but I wanted you to use the word fascinate, not fascinating.' Sally raised her hand. She said, 'My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated.' The teacher said, 'Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate".' Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word 'fascinate', so she called on him for his offering. Johnny said, 'My Aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight.' The teacher sat down and cried. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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bronzee Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 Have to love the English language. Very clever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT1703 Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 That's nearly as old & bad as Nixy's porch joke ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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