nixy Posted October 26, 2009 Share Posted October 26, 2009 A blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a "handy-woman" and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do. "Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said, "How much will you charge me?" Delighted, the girl quickly responded, "How about £50?" The man agreed and told her that the paint brushes and everything she would need was in the garage. The man's wife, hearing the conversation said to her husband, "Does she realize that our porch goes ALL the way around the house?" He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?" The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those dumb blonde jokes we've been getting by email lately." Later that day, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" the startled husband asked. "Yes, the blonde replied, and I even had paint left over, so I gave it two coats.." Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the £50.00 and handed it to her along with a £10.00 tip. "And by the way, "the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Greekman Posted October 26, 2009 Share Posted October 26, 2009 PMSL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muttley Posted October 26, 2009 Share Posted October 26, 2009 oh dear oh dear!! very good nixy! hope you dont mind if i pinch that 1 for future use? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nixy Posted October 26, 2009 Author Share Posted October 26, 2009 well i didn't exactly make it up myself...................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vik54 Posted October 26, 2009 Share Posted October 26, 2009 Yes....am blonde....but I know my cars! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nixy Posted October 26, 2009 Author Share Posted October 26, 2009 she maybe did it on purpose Vik........... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vik54 Posted October 26, 2009 Share Posted October 26, 2009 she maybe did it on purpose Vik........... Great minds think alike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beavis Posted October 26, 2009 Share Posted October 26, 2009 Nowt up with blondes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trev-the-Rev Posted October 26, 2009 Share Posted October 26, 2009 Nowt up with blondes Quite agree Dave especially when they look like this: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vik54 Posted October 26, 2009 Share Posted October 26, 2009 Or this....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KJ. Posted October 26, 2009 Share Posted October 26, 2009 This thread just went downhill very fast! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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