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In pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. Example, the trade name is Tylenol and it's generic name is Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

 

 

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

 

 

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashion ed "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

 

 

 

There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

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Mycoxafailin :lol:

 

:scare: Is there something you should be telling us Vik :blush:

 

 

vik,

 

also used to be known as

 

viktor :lol::lol:

 

:blink: my-cox-a-failin just made me PMSL thats all - sorry to disappoint guys :lol: all woman :winkiss:

now have one of these :slap:

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:lol: Gary just wet himself

so did everyone else who's met me :lol:

 

see in my head nixys the same but blonde, and at weekends you get togehter for pillow fights :lol:;)

 

 

 

i'll say this regardless of what you ladies look like, i have such a laugh with you on here, that i know if we all met up for a drink that regardless of looks we'd all have a laugh.

 

 

 

i know you lot all think i look like a better looking jason stratham in the transporter. ;):lol:

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