Ebized Posted September 30, 2009 Share Posted September 30, 2009 An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert, moved to Texas . Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home. Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, 'Notice anything different about me?' Margaret looked him over. 'Nope.' Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots. Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, 'Notice anything different NOW?' Margaret looked up and exclaimed, 'Bert, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow!' Furious, Bert yelled, 'AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?' 'Nope', she replied. 'IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!' Without changing her expression, Margaret replied, 'Shoulda bought a hat, Bert, Shoulda bought a hat.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Vik54 Posted September 30, 2009 Share Posted September 30, 2009 LMAO Colin nice one should've gone in the success of marriage thread! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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bronzee Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 LMAO Colin nice one should've gone in the success of marriage thread! + 1, think that's to the Sprinkles side though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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