Zedrush Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 Two women friends had gone for a girls' night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives, however They had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to Pee, so they stopped in the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought She would take off her panties and use them. Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive Pair of panties and did not want to ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave That had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she Proceeded to wipe with that. After the girls did their business, they proceeded to Go home. The next day, the husband of one of the women was concerned That his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said: "These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst. My wife came home with no panties!!" "That's nothing," said the other husband, "Mine came back with a card stuck to her ass that said..... 'From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you.' " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IanS16 Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gunmetalzgt Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 thats quality Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Husky Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebized Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 PMSL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darren-B Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 PMSL Literally? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trev-the-Rev Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 That is funny, dude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarmac@TarmacSportz Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 class Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebized Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 PMSL Literally? Yep - and no panties to hand Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nixy Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 very good - I am laughing.......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rich5259 Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vik54 Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 nice one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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bronzee Posted September 30, 2009 Share Posted September 30, 2009 Lol, at the last 2 lines. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darren-B Posted September 30, 2009 Share Posted September 30, 2009 Im stil laughing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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