Tarmac@TarmacSportz Posted September 25, 2009 Author Share Posted September 25, 2009 Im right boys.. you know it !! Is there such a thing as a Megan fox pie...? If so I want one Im so chuffing hungry all the time at the mo, Ive put on 8 pounds in nearly 6 weeks Not good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Husky Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 Im right boys.. you know it !! Is there such a thing as a Megan fox pie...? If so I want one Im so chuffing hungry all the time at the mo, Ive put on 8 pounds in nearly 6 weeks Not good sympathy hunger for the wife? you want to prove you can pass something that big at the same time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rtbiscuit Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 Im right boys.. you know it !! Is there such a thing as a Megan fox pie...? If so I want one Im so chuffing hungry all the time at the mo, Ive put on 8 pounds in nearly 6 weeks Not good sympathy hunger for the wife? you want to prove you can pass something that big at the same time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarmac@TarmacSportz Posted September 25, 2009 Author Share Posted September 25, 2009 Im right boys.. you know it !! Is there such a thing as a Megan fox pie...? If so I want one Im so chuffing hungry all the time at the mo, Ive put on 8 pounds in nearly 6 weeks Not good sympathy hunger for the wife? you want to prove you can pass something that big at the same time. What are you saying ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rtbiscuit Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 i think your just putting on weight so she doesn't feel so bad. "honest dear, you don't look fat, see we're still the same size, now where did i put that tub of cookie dough and spoon" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarmac@TarmacSportz Posted September 25, 2009 Author Share Posted September 25, 2009 i think your just putting on weight so she doesn't feel so bad. "honest dear, you don't look fat, see we're still the same size, now where did i put that tub of cookie dough and spoon" It is a fact that blokes put weight on too when their partners are pregnant, and quitting smoking doesnt help either Oh well.... im on my computer in the hall and theres a fly that keeps flying at full pelt from the lounge then above my head and hitting the mirror above me repeatedly...can't believe its not knocked itself out??!! I guess what im saying is im better off putting on a few pounds then being the fly... I need to to bed soon im talking rubbish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jim Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 i think your just putting on weight so she doesn't feel so bad. "honest dear, you don't look fat, see we're still the same size, now where did i put that tub of cookie dough and spoon" It is a fact that blokes put weight on too when their partners are pregnant, and quitting smoking doesnt help either Oh well.... im on my computer in the hall and theres a fly that keeps flying at full pelt from the lounge then above my head and hitting the mirror above me repeatedly...can't believe its not knocked itself out??!! I guess what im saying is im better off putting on a few pounds then being the fly... I need to to bed soon im talking rubbish I'll have a pint of whatever he was drinking, please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 Give me 2 pints Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shieldsie Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 The jokes are will be on my office wall come Monday. Next time around I want to be an engineer instead of operations manager. (I`ll say no more) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarmac@TarmacSportz Posted September 26, 2009 Author Share Posted September 26, 2009 Can't believe I wrote that crap last night... I can't even remember typing it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Husky Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 step away from the beer!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rtbiscuit Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 give him more the man is funny when he's all beer'd up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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