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Stan.........Luce is gonna read this when you get home...............I'll give you the first :slap: on her behalf

 

Future Ref - correct etiquette whilst waiting outside fitting room is "Is there anything else you want brought in love?" :teeth:

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Poor Lucy! doesn't she know to leave you at home and take a girlfriend next time (or a gay friend) much more fun and guilt free! :lol:

This is definately the way to go. Girlfriends or mums work best in my experienece :thumbs:

 

Plus it gives you tinkering time with the Zed :yahoo:

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i keep telling my wife to take her friends shopping, i hate it. i even tried using a stilletto to poke my brain through my nose to see if it would numb the pain, all it did was get us both kicked out of the shop :blush:

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If i ever get dragged out shopping i just park myself down in the fitting area and then begin to tell people what i think of their clothes lol ie ( girl comes out in a nice dress but a bit long) I tend to say "you look really good in that btw but seriously show off those legs" haha gets me in trouble some times but ahhh it certainly passes the time :lol:

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If i ever get dragged out shopping i just park myself down in the fitting area and then begin to tell people what i think of their clothes lol ie ( girl comes out in a nice dress but a bit long) I tend to say "you look really good in that btw but seriously show off those legs" haha gets me in trouble some times but ahhh it certainly passes the time :lol:

 

i use a similar approach to the above but i keep getting chased out of fitting rooms by security.

 

Really must find a girlfriend first before attempting these things :teeth:

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I disagree.. i love going shopping...especially with mrs zed...although its only my card that gets gang raped..... :lol:

 

But i get paid off at home!!! ;)

 

Plus i usually come out with more bags than her.... :p

 

 

ps and i am defo not gay nixy!!!! :yuck:

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Its my fault she is here dragged her off her sick bed....

Lol, you deserve to have to wait for hours. :p:lol:

 

This thread cracked me up, you guys are hillllllarious!!!!! Can picture you having your teeth pulled literally whilst waiting for other halves shopping. :lol: All bar Jay and Chris. Jay accumulating :slap: and getting into heaps of trouble. :lol::lol::lol:

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Haha your probably right Bronzee ...

 

Honestly i dont mind shopping was trained well by mum from age 3 but that and strict Catholic upbringing taught me a lot about patience and seemingly endless hanging around shops etc.... :surrender:

I just hate other people dawdling about and mowing you down with their prams or shopping trolleys.... Trauma (Trafford )centre case in point....!

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I just hate other people dawdling about and mowing you down with their prams or shopping trolleys.... Trauma (Trafford )centre case in point....!

It's a bit like a motorway, only difference, the motorway isn't normally so punishing on the plastic or eftpos card. :lol:

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