Not PC but funny

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A tourist walked into a Brighton curio/antique shop. After looking around

for a while, he noticed a very life-like bronze statue of a rat. It had no

price tag, but it was so striking that he decided to buy it anyway.

He took it to the owner and said: 'How much is this bronze rat?'

 

The owner replied: 'It's £12 for the rat, and £100 for the story.'

 

The tourist gave the owner his £12 and said: 'I'll just take the rat,

You can keep the story.'

 

As he walked off down the street, he noticed that a few real rats had

crawled out of the sewers and begun following him. This was a little

disconcerting, so he started to walk a little faster, but within a couple of

blocks the swarm of rats had grown to hundreds, and they were all squealing

and screeching in a very menacing way. He increased his speed & ran on

towards the beach, and as he ran, he looked behind him and saw the rats now

numbered in their MILLIONS, and they were running faster & faster. By now

very concerned, he ran down to the pier and threw the bronze Rat far out

into the water. Amazingly, the millions of real rats jumped into the water

after it and were all drowned.

 

The man walked back to relate all this to the shop owner, who said: 'Ah,

you've come back for the story then?'

 

'No,' said the tourist, 'I came back to see if you've got a bronze Muslim

Fundamentalist Cleric, and a couple of illegal immigrants

[Darren-B]

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