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Hope this is not a :repost::blush:

 

A refuse collector is going along a street picking up the wheelie bins

And emptying them into his dustcart. He goes to one house where the bin

hasn't been left out, so he has a quick look for it, goes round the back of

the house, but still can't see it. So, against the rules of the Refuse

collector's code but in the spirit of kindness, he knocks on the door.

There's no answer.

Being a kindly and conscientious bloke, he knocks again - much harder.

Eventually a Japanese bloke comes to the door.

 

 

'Harro!' says the Japanese chappie.

'Gidday, mate! Where's ya bin?' asks the collector

'I bin on toiret' explains the Japanese bloke, a bit perplexed.

 

Realising the little foreign fellow had misunderstood him, the bin man

Smiles and tries again.

 

'No mate, where's your dust bin?'.

'I dust been to toiret, I toll you!'' says the Japanese man -

Still perplexed.

'Listen,' says the collector.

 

'You're misunderstanding me. Where's your *w h e e l i e* bin?'

'Ok. Ok ' replies the Japanese man with a sheepish grin.

 

' I wheelie bin havin sex wirra wife's sister.........!'

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