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Happy Birthday to Nixy


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You bloody rat bag mike! I just realised what you did! You are so slapped when I see you and that is a promise!!!! :dummy:

 

 

:lol::lol:

 

 

thought the penny didn't drop straight away

 

 

you did leave it blank, spose to not give your age away. Couldn't resist :teeth:

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this was the first slap queue nix formed in 1924, it has grown ever since. over 6530 individual slaps have now been administered across 2453 different people. the actual figures are hard to maintain due to their rapid increase but she maintains these numbers are correct. some say that hand doubles are now used to protect the now very wrinkly slapping hand against its struggle with old age loss of moisture and that each slaps energy output is equivelant to an atomic weapon. all we know is shes called the nixy!

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to continue our tour.

 

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here on your left we have the only known picture of the hand in question. noone knows its origin but it is rumoured it was taken at a scottish slapping rally in the late 1930's. nixy has denied all resemblence to this photograph and will not comment.

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