jim Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket toward the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back. 'Oh my, I am so sorry,' the woman says as she pops her eye back in place.... 'Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you,' she says. They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theatre followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens. After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. They had a wonderful, wonderful time. The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed. Everything had been SO incredible! 'You know,' he said, 'you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?' 'No,' she replies. . .. Wait for it.... It's coming. ... The suspense is killing you, isn't it? .... She says: 'You just happened to catch my eye.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rtbiscuit Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 Taxi for Mr Jim Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jim Posted August 25, 2009 Author Share Posted August 25, 2009 I'll get my coat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrLizard Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 if its going to delay you, leave the coat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nixy Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 in fact skip the door, save time and jump out the window! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarmac@TarmacSportz Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zedrush Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 legend for having the balls to post a crap joke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toon Chris Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT1703 Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisjones6699 Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 Why was he dining on his own? lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nixy Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 and i thought i over analysed everything! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarmac@TarmacSportz Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 Why was he dining on his own? lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rtbiscuit Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 trying to get some piece and quiet i guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dene8 Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 At least the replies made me smile Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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