stanski Posted August 21, 2009 Posted August 21, 2009 Ok children.... whats the difference between a Crane and a Giraffe? ....... .............. ...................... One has Hydraulics ................................. the other high bol**xs (ok so it sounds better when spoken in a Lancashire accent ok!) Quote
Stew Posted August 21, 2009 Posted August 21, 2009 Like the old one (and one of my favouites) What's the difference between a carpenter and a joiner? A carpenter paints cars and a joiner works with wood! Might need an aberdeen accent to pull it off though as a painter up here is a 'pinter' Quote
rtbiscuit Posted August 21, 2009 Posted August 21, 2009 i told my father in law this one today and it made him laugh Quote
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