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Giraffe joke


stanski

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Ok children....

 

whats the difference between a Crane and a Giraffe? ;)

 

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One has Hydraulics

 

 

................................. the other high bol**xs :lol::lol:

 

 

(ok so it sounds better when spoken in a Lancashire accent ok!) :dummy:

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:lol:

 

 

Like the old one (and one of my favouites)

 

 

 

 

What's the difference between a carpenter and a joiner?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A carpenter paints cars and a joiner works with wood!

 

 

Might need an aberdeen accent to pull it off though as a painter up here is a 'pinter'

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