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Another Footie Gag


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David Beckham decides to go horse riding. Although he has had no

previous experience he skilfully mounts the horse and appears to be in

complete command of the situation as the horse gallops along at a steady

pace.

 

Victoria admiringly watching her husband.

 

After a short time David becomes a little casual and he begins to lose

his grip in the saddle, he panics and grabs the horse around the neck

shouting for it to stop.

 

Victoria starts to scream and shout for someone to help her husband as

David has by this time slipped completely out of the saddle and is only

saved from hitting the ground by the fact that he still has a grip on

the horses neck.

 

David decides that his best chance is to leap away from the horse, but

his foot has become entangled in one of the stirrups.

 

As the horse gallops along David's head is banging on the ground and he

is slipping into unconsciousness.

 

Victoria is now frantic and screams and screams for help!

 

Hearing her screams, the Tesco Security Guard comes out of the store and

unplugs the horse.

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