Arkwright Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 A little boy was sitting on the pavement with a bottle of Turpentine. He was shaking it up and watching the bubbles. A Priest came along and asked the boy what he had. The boy said, "This is the most powerful liquid in the world. It's called Turpentine." The Priest said, "No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water. If you rub it on the belly of a pregnant woman she will pass a healthy baby." The little boy scoffed, "If you rub Turpentine on a cats arse it'll pass a Nissan 350Z." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stew Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 Just don't be cruel to cats though or I'll you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrLizard Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vik54 Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 LMFAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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