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Turpentine Vs Holy Water


Arkwright

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A little boy was sitting on the pavement with a bottle of Turpentine. He was shaking it up and watching the bubbles. A Priest came along and asked the boy what he had.

 

The boy said, "This is the most powerful liquid in the world. It's called Turpentine."

 

The Priest said, "No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water. If you rub it on the belly of a pregnant woman she will pass a healthy baby."

 

The little boy scoffed, "If you rub Turpentine on a cats arse it'll pass a Nissan 350Z."

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