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Halfraud man: "can i help you there sir?"

Me: "yes im looking to see if you have any megs quick detailer?"

 

confusion crossed halfraud mans face

 

Me: "you know, the stuff that comes with this clay kit, ive run out."

Halfraud man: "err... we might have, im not from this store you see so i dont know where everything is yet."

 

halfrauds man walks away from the megs section to stare blankly at an isle

 

Me: "Its the meguires stuff im looking for."

Halfraud man: "Ah yes its on the end over here"

 

halfrauds man walks back over to where im already standing

 

Me: "it comes in a bottle like this"

 

i point

 

Halfraud man: "Ah, we dont have any of that in stock im afraid"

Me: "oh well, just thought i'd check"

Halfraud man: "Its quick isn't it!"

 

I give the same :doh:look your all thinking

 

Me: "yes.... Anyway, do you stock Dodo Juice products?"

Halfraud man: "No sorry we don't stock that either, have you tried the poorboys stuff? the guys on the clio forum say its amazing!"

Me: "no i've not tried it, maybe i will. Where abouts would i find that then?

Halfraud man: "Oh, we dont stock that either"

 

:doh:I walk briskly away :bangin:

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Some staff replies can be so stupid you'd think they were stoned or something :doh:

 

ME: "can I have a whopper please, just the burger on it's own"

BK man: " would you like fries with that?" :bangin:

 

 

Me at McDonald's on holiday

"Big mac meal with a coke please"

Mcd's: "sorry, out of coke"

ME: "diet coke?"

Mcd's: "No, sorry"

ME: "sprite?"

Mcd's: "No, sorry"

ME: "what have you got then?"

Mcd's: "only fanta"

:wacko::wacko::wacko:

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Muppets - don't even bother - I won't even buy cloths from them - been using shinearama.co.uk - good prices and free postage over £25 - which lets face it isn't hard to do when you're buying products for the car...I used to have a Lancome habit now its Dodojuice :lol:

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well i went in to scout out a complete new tool set, my mate has a trade card and is whispering things like half price :teeth: 2 torque wrenches and a full socket spanner set, im going to shop around :thumbs: last time i ask them anything though :lol::fishslap:

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Me at McDonald's on holiday

"Big mac meal with a coke please"

Mcd's: "sorry, out of coke"

ME: "diet coke?"

Mcd's: "No, sorry"

ME: "sprite?"

Mcd's: "No, sorry"

ME: "what have you got then?"

Mcd's: "only fanta"

:wacko::wacko::wacko:

 

Am I missing something with this? Seems a reasonable answer tbh :blush:

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Me at McDonald's on holiday

"Big mac meal with a coke please"

Mcd's: "sorry, out of coke"

ME: "diet coke?"

Mcd's: "No, sorry"

ME: "sprite?"

Mcd's: "No, sorry"

ME: "what have you got then?"

Mcd's: "only fanta"

:wacko::wacko::wacko:

 

Am I missing something with this? Seems a reasonable answer tbh :blush:

 

Woul've been easier to tell me only had fanta left at the start, as it was taking me a minute or so each time to choose something else :lol:

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They are shocking in halfrauds, Im ashamed to say I bought a cone filter from there for the BM :headhurt: as I couldnt find a proper induction kit anywhere so I basically made my own. Anyway I got home took it out hte box read the instructions and it came un oiled! this wouldnt be so bad if it said it anywhere on the box or if the dinlow working there had said so, so I had to make another trip back :doh:

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