Scouse contraceptive

[Liam's Z]

After having their 11th child, a Liverpool couple decided that was

enough as the social wouldn't buy them a bigger bed and they weren't

strong enough to nick one. The husband went to his doctor and told him

that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children.

 

The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that would

fix the problem but it was expensive. A less costly alternative was to

go home, get a firework, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the

can up to his ear and count to 10.

 

The Scouser said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest guy in the

world, but I don't see how putting a firework in a beer can next to my

ear is going to help me." "Trust me, it will do the job", said the

doctor.

 

So the man went home, lit a banger and put it in a beer can. He held the

can up to his ear and began to count: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5," at which point he

paused, placed the beer can between his legs so he could continue

counting on his other hand...

 

This procedure also works in Birmingham, parts of Kent, Suffolk,

Aberdeen and anywhere in Wales.