Arkwright Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 INTO A BELFAST PUB COMES PADDY MURPHY, LOOKING LIKE HE'D JUST BEEN RUN OVER BY A TRAIN. HIS ARM IS IN A SLING, HIS NOSE IS BROKEN, HIS FACE IS CUT, AND BRUISED, AND HE'S WALKING WITH A LIMP. 'WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?' ASKS SEAN , THE BARTENDER.' JAMIE O'CONNER AND ME HAD A FIGHT,' SAYS PADDY. 'THAT LITTLE O'CONNER ,' SAYS SEAN , 'HE COULDN'T DO THAT TO YOU, HE MUST HAVE HAD SOMETHING IN HIS HAND.' 'THAT HE DID,' SAYS PADDY, 'A SHOVEL IS WHAT HE HAD, AND A TERRIBLE LICKIN' HE GAVE ME WITH IT.' 'WELL,' SAYS SEAN , 'YOU SHOULD HAVE DEFENDED YOURSELF. DIDN'T YOU HAVE SOMETHING IN YOUR HAND?' THAT I DID,' SAID PADDY, ' MRS. O'CONNER 'S BREAST, AND A THING OF BEAUTY IT WAS; BUT USELESS IN A FIGHT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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