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'Manhood' Decision


Cara

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A man wakes up in hospital , bandaged from head to foot.

 

The doctor comes in and says, 'Ah, I see you've regained consciousness.

 

Now, you probably won't remember, but you were in a pile-up a month ago

on the M8.

 

You're going to be okay, you'll walk again and everything, but......

something happened. I'm trying to break this gently, but the fact is,

your willy was chopped off in the crash, and we were unable to find it.'

 

 

The man groans, but the doctor goes on, 'You've got £9000 in insurance

compensation coming to you, and we have the technology now to build you

a new willy that will work as well as your old one did - better in fact!

 

 

But the thing is, it doesn't come cheap.. It's £1000 an inch.'

 

The man perks up at this.

 

'So,' the doctor says, 'it's for you to decide how many inches you

want'.

 

But it's something you'd better discuss with your wife. I mean, if you

had a five inch one before, and you decide to go for a nine incher, she

might be a bit put out. But if you had a nine inch one before, and you

decide only to invest in a five incher this time, she might be

disappointed. So it's important that she plays a role in helping you

make the decision.'

 

The man agrees to talk with his wife. The doctor comes back the next

day.

 

'So,' says the doctor, 'have you spoken with your wife?'

 

'I have,' says the man.

 

'And has she helped you in making the decision?'

 

'She has,' says the man.

 

'And what is it?' asks the doctor.

 

 

 

 

'We're getting a new kitchen.'

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How many blokes were saying in their head 'blow the ****ing lot' :lol::lol:

 

why?

 

are you under 9 then?

 

:blush:

 

It was a question to everyone else ;)

 

I was thinking 'my mrs would be distraught with only 4.5' :p

 

thats ok mate

don't think we should advertise a problem!!

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