JT1703 Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 Ye can properly pronounce McConnochie, Ecclefechan, Milngavie, Sauchiehall St , St Enoch, Auchtermuchty and Aufurfuksake. Yer used tae four seasons in wan day. Ye kin fall about pished withoot spilling yer drink. Ye measure distance in minutes. Ye kin understaun Rab C Nesbitt and know characters just like him, in yer ain family. Ye kin make hael sentences jist wae sweer wurds. Ye know whit haggis is made ae and still like eating it. Somedy ye know his used a fitba schedule tae plan thur wedding day date. You've been at a wedding and fitba scores are announced in the Church/Chapel. Ye urny surprised tae find curries, pizzas, kebabs, fish n chips, iron-bru, fags and nappies all in the wan shop. Yer holiday home at the seaside has calor gas under it. Ye know irn-bru is a hangover cure. Ye actually understand this and yurr gonnae send it tae yer pals. Finally, you are 100% Scot if you have ever said/heard these words; how's it hingin? clarty boggin cludgie pished wee beasties erse bandit amurny away an bile yer heid peely-wally humphey backit Ba'-heid baw bag dubble nugget And finally ...... On a wintry day a wee Glesga wumman goes intae a butcher shop, where the butcher has just came oot the freezer, and is standing haunds ahent his back, with his erse aimed at an electric fire. The wee wumman checks oot the display case then, pointing at a tray, asks, 'Is that yer Ayrshire bacon?' 'Naw,' replies the butcher. 'It's jist ma haun's ah'm heatin'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cara Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 Aufurfuksake. Love this one Ye kin fall about pished withoot spilling yer drink. Apparently I'm a "legend" with my best mate's partner because when I first met him, after a night out, I fell fast asleep on the sofa in his flat but somehow I was still managing to hold my wine glass upright not spilling a drop! I wander again how many people here will actually understand half of the post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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JT1703 Posted May 5, 2009 Author Share Posted May 5, 2009 Aufurfuksake. Love this one Ye kin fall about pished withoot spilling yer drink. Apparently I'm a "legend" with my best mate's partner because when I first met him, after a night out, I fell fast asleep on the sofa in his flat but somehow I was still managing to hold my wine glass upright not spilling a drop! I wander again how many people here will actually understand half of the post good work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rich5259 Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 whaaye man, ah kan ooderstan it, an ahem not a jock, ah whas jus brung up in the Toon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nixy Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 the scotts are taking over the forum.............. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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