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Ye can properly pronounce McConnochie, Ecclefechan, Milngavie, Sauchiehall St , St Enoch, Auchtermuchty and Aufurfuksake.

Yer used tae four seasons in wan day.

Ye kin fall about pished withoot spilling yer drink.

Ye measure distance in minutes.

Ye kin understaun Rab C Nesbitt and know characters just like him, in yer ain family.

Ye kin make hael sentences jist wae sweer wurds.

Ye know whit haggis is made ae and still like eating it.

Somedy ye know his used a fitba schedule tae plan thur wedding day date.

You've been at a wedding and fitba scores are announced in the Church/Chapel.

Ye urny surprised tae find curries, pizzas, kebabs, fish n chips, iron-bru, fags and nappies all in the wan shop.

Yer holiday home at the seaside has calor gas under it.

Ye know irn-bru is a hangover cure.

Ye actually understand this and yurr gonnae send it tae yer pals.

 

Finally, you are 100% Scot if you have ever said/heard these words;

 

how's it hingin?

clarty

boggin

cludgie

pished

wee beasties

erse bandit

amurny

away an bile yer heid

peely-wally

humphey backit

Ba'-heid

baw bag

dubble nugget

 

And finally ......

 

On a wintry day a wee Glesga wumman goes intae a butcher shop, where the butcher has just

came oot the freezer, and is standing haunds ahent his back, with his erse aimed at an electric fire. The wee wumman checks oot the display case then, pointing at a tray, asks, 'Is that yer Ayrshire bacon?'

'Naw,' replies the butcher. 'It's jist ma haun's ah'm heatin'. :blush:

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Aufurfuksake.

 

Love this one :lol:

 

Ye kin fall about pished withoot spilling yer drink.

 

Apparently I'm a "legend" with my best mate's partner because when I first met him, after a night out, I fell fast asleep on the sofa in his flat but somehow I was still managing to hold my wine glass upright not spilling a drop! :blush:

 

I wander again how many people here will actually understand half of the post :blink::lol:

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Aufurfuksake.

 

Love this one :lol:

 

Ye kin fall about pished withoot spilling yer drink.

 

Apparently I'm a "legend" with my best mate's partner because when I first met him, after a night out, I fell fast asleep on the sofa in his flat but somehow I was still managing to hold my wine glass upright not spilling a drop! :blush:

 

I wander again how many people here will actually understand half of the post :blink::lol:

 

:lol: good work :thumbs:

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