Cara Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 A Young Glasgow lad moved to London and went to Harrods looking for a job. 'Do you have any sales experience?' asked the manager. 'Oh Aye; uff dunnabitta sales stuff back up eh road anat, ah'eh barras anat, know?', nodded the young weegie. The manager liked the lad, so he gave him the job. The young Scot's first day was challenging and busy, but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the manager came down to see how he was settling in. 'So... how many sales did you make today'? He smiled at the boy. The Glaswegian said: 'Jist the wan'. The manager was immediately disappointed. 'Wh-a-a-t? Just one? Harrods's sales people average 20 or 30 sales a day! Dear me! Oh well, how much was the sale for, anyway'? '£101,237.64' said the lad. The Harrods manager choked. 'Blimey... One hundred and one thousand, two hundred and thirty-seven pounds and sixty four pence! What in hell did you sell him?' 'Well, first ah selt him a wee fish hook, then a medium fish hook, and then ah selt him a new fishing rod. Then ah asked him where he was gawin' fishing, and he said down at the coast, so I telt him he would need a boat. We went down to the boat department and I selt him that twin-engined Power Cat... then he said he didn't think his wee Honda Civic could pull it, so I took him down to car sales and I selt him a dinky 4x4 Suzuki...'. The manager was now incredulous. 'Wait a minute; you mean to tell me.... a guy came in here to buy a small fish hook but you sold him a boat AND a four-by-four?' 'Naw naw, big man... he came in tay buy a box of tampons furries missus and Ah said........."Well pal, seein' as how yer weekend's f**ked, ye might as well go fishing..."'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 LMFAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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bronzee Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 Good one!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Zazur Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 Cara you have just nicked my tomorrow's post so I will have to come up with something else now I guess Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bronzee Posted April 23, 2009 Share Posted April 23, 2009 Cara you have just nicked my tomorrow's post so I will have to come up with something else now I guess How rude. You two need to co-ordinate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cara Posted April 23, 2009 Author Share Posted April 23, 2009 Sorry, gotta be quick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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