Friday's Joke

[Zazur]

A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the

difference between potentially and realistically?"

 

The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if

she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your

sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and

then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with

Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come

back and tell me what you learned."

 

So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad

Pitt for a million dollars?"

 

The mother replied, "Of course I would! We could really use that money

To fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!"

 

The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad

Pitt for a million dollars?" The girl replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad

Pitt. I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?!?!?!"

 

The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad

Pitt for a million dollars?" "Of course," the brother replied. "Do you

know

how much a million bucks would buy?"

 

The boy pondered the answers for a few days, and then went back to his

Dad.

His father asked him, "So did you find out the difference between

potentially and realistically?"

 

The boy replied, "Yes... Potentially, you and I are sitting on three

million dollars.... but realistically, .....we're living with two

sluts

and a queer."

 

 

 

 

Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her

neighbor peered over the fence.

 

Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was doing,

he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Nancy?

 

"My goldfish died," replied Nancy tearfully, without

looking up, "and I've just buried him."

 

The neighbor was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for

a goldfish, isn't it?"

 

Nancy patted down the last heap of earth then replied,

 

"That's because he's inside your ****ing cat."

[Ian]

[bronzee]

Eek at Brad Pitt.

 

Aaw at the cat.