JT1703 Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 A man is cupping his hand to scoop water from a Highland burn. A Gamekeeper shouts, 'Dinnae drink tha waater! Et's foo ae coo's sheet an pish!' The man replies, 'My Good fellow, I'm from England . Could you repeat that in English for me.' The keeper replies, 'I said, use two hands - you spill less that way!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stew Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 I think I started an anti Scottish thread with that joke..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cara Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 I've seen this before, but it's still funny (and I bet translation services are needed for some/most people here?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stew Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 http://www.350z-uk.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=29&t=13897&hilit=Scottish+tale See - they were all mean to me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 HAHA i have seen it before but i still love it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nixy Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 Now where is my scottish/english dictionary............... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cara Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 http://www.350z-uk.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=29&t=13897&hilit=Scottish+tale See - they were all mean to me! Awww Lots of back up now though!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nixy Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 just looked at the other thread - bloody hilarious! Poor Stew! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 I've seen this before, but it's still funny (and I bet translation services are needed for some/most people here?) Yes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT1703 Posted April 15, 2009 Author Share Posted April 15, 2009 oops sorry didn't realise it was a repost ( at least you took all the abuse first time round and saved me from it ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stew Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 oops sorry didn't realise it was a repost ( at least you took all the abuse first time round and saved me from it ) It was a LONG time ago. I just remembered it as I got abuse! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT1703 Posted April 15, 2009 Author Share Posted April 15, 2009 scarred for life mate ....sorry to dig up all those bad memories again ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cara Posted April 16, 2009 Share Posted April 16, 2009 I've seen this before, but it's still funny (and I bet translation services are needed for some/most people here?) Yes 'Dinnae drink tha waater! Et's foo ae coo's sheet an pish!' Roughly translates as - 'Don't drink that water! It's full of cow's sh!t and pee/urine' (whatever you want to call it! lol) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Posted April 16, 2009 Share Posted April 16, 2009 Can see it now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT1703 Posted April 16, 2009 Author Share Posted April 16, 2009 Spoil sport Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cara Posted April 16, 2009 Share Posted April 16, 2009 Ah but they can't 'appreciate' the joke without knowing that Couldn't keep them hanging Could be quite useful...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stew Posted April 16, 2009 Share Posted April 16, 2009 Ah but they can't 'appreciate' the joke without knowing that Couldn't keep them hanging Could be quite useful...... Especially if they come to the hoon! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT1703 Posted April 16, 2009 Author Share Posted April 16, 2009 Ah but they can't 'appreciate' the joke without knowing that Couldn't keep them hanging Could be quite useful...... Especially if they come to the hoon! I'm sure we'll see plenty of that as we tour every back road in the Scottish Highlands over 2 days ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cara Posted April 16, 2009 Share Posted April 16, 2009 Pmsl, in other words, lapse into 'Aberdonian speak' whenever speaking in public at the hoon but want to hide/confuse/amuse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay Posted April 16, 2009 Share Posted April 16, 2009 Ahh but do u lot up north understand glaswegian chat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT1703 Posted April 16, 2009 Author Share Posted April 16, 2009 Ahh but do u lot up north understand glaswegian chat? aye but , no but , aye but Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay Posted April 16, 2009 Share Posted April 16, 2009 Donnae bea sa stoopit, bolt ya rocket befae ay launch yae Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT1703 Posted April 16, 2009 Author Share Posted April 16, 2009 Donnae bea sa stoopit, bolt ya rocket befae ay launch yae OK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay Posted April 16, 2009 Share Posted April 16, 2009 Donnae bea sa stoopit, bolt ya rocket befae ay launch yae OK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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