Shuck Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 http://youparklikeanasshole.com/notices/notice_1.pdf Brilliant Stupid work firewall! The Websense category "Tasteless" is filtered Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BulletMagnet Posted August 18, 2009 Author Share Posted August 18, 2009 Dammit, the one time I DON'T take pics... parked up in Sainsburys, out of the way round the back in a triple bay, come back drive home, wash car and notice a parking ding on the passenger side Prolly was that green Kia Crapola that had parked next to me... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Husky Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 Dammit, the one time I DON'T take pics... parked up in Sainsburys, out of the way round the back in a triple bay, come back drive home, wash car and notice a parking ding on the passenger side Prolly was that green Kia Crapola that had parked next to me... sorry to hear mate ignorant t**ts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rtbiscuit Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 Bloody ford KArp. I hate parking in supermarkets, always try and get my missus to drive her car, but it doesn't always work. I spend the whole time being paranoid while I'm in the shop. Picked up a couple myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
helimeddaz Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 It doesn't matter what you do to protect your Z some pill@(k will alway come along and threaten its fine finish. Asda yesterday P.M. row of 10 empty spaces parked in the middle one, farest away from store, Came back 10 min later and as if by magic, on 1 side a Rover 25 mg of all things and on the other a rusted out rolling sh@t box white van man. They do it on purpose. (Cocks). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nixy Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 Funniest one ever for me the other week - Argos car park. As I walked back to my car some guy was just parking next to me. He got so close he couldn't possibly get out of his car without touching mine - BUT i got here in time before he even tried. I got in my car and just sat there fiddling with my stereo etc knowing full well he could not get out as he'd parked so close. He just had to sit there.........and sit there.............and sit there............. I was so glad i got there in time or no doubt he would have just damaged my door! TW4T! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TPO Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 I was parked in a car park near Windsor Great Park a few years back, huge amount of space when a car parked next to me and the fecking moron in the passenger side opened his car *smack* into my drivers door - I said some rather loud rude words and once he'd shut his ruddy door I got out and inspected the door for a good few minutes (there wasn't a mark luckily enough), making sure my backside meant he couldn't get out of the car! I will never understand why people insist on parking right next to another car if you don't have to - although if I don't have much choice, I'll always park next to a nice/modded car than a cr@pbox because the nice car owner will be more careful when opening the doors! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Husky Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 Funniest one ever for me the other week - Argos car park. As I walked back to my car some guy was just parking next to me. He got so close he couldn't possibly get out of his car without touching mine - BUT i got here in time before he even tried. I got in my car and just sat there fiddling with my stereo etc knowing full well he could not get out as he'd parked so close. He just had to sit there.........and sit there.............and sit there............. I was so glad i got there in time or no doubt he would have just damaged my door! TW4T! class act, quite right! i would have got on the phone for half an hour, what a tosser if i ever see anyone damaging my car there will be blood! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jerry3167 Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 Absolutely shocking!! I too am very wary of car parks! I dont go to multi-storey`s and if I go to tescos, its the furthest spaces away (take 2 bays if poss). Have seen shed loads of cars and 1 Zed roadster take head on collisions with shopping trolleys, where the Family parking bays are which has a constant flow of shoppers going back to their cars! And we all know how bad steering a wonky shopping trolley is like, it either understeers and pulls you of course!!! If I`m at a fast food outlet, I sit where I can see the Zed or I dont eat in, simple. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bronzee Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 Aaw BM. Is it going to be easy to fix, or a bit of pain? Not the point though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BulletMagnet Posted August 18, 2009 Author Share Posted August 18, 2009 the ding is small, but the paint has been scratched. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
narcotix Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 LoL ... by far one of the funniest threads i've read so far ... but I totaly understand the frustration when there are so many bad drivers out on the roads ... I feel I have to be extra careful even on short journeys incase some idiot goes into my Zed ... and then when I get to my destination I have to go through the whole parking knightmare .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BulletMagnet Posted August 28, 2009 Author Share Posted August 28, 2009 This is one way to park cheeky with no fear of dentage.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nixy Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 Impressive! Like it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 Funniest one ever for me the other week - Argos car park. As I walked back to my car some guy was just parking next to me. He got so close he couldn't possibly get out of his car without touching mine - BUT i got here in time before he even tried. I got in my car and just sat there fiddling with my stereo etc knowing full well he could not get out as he'd parked so close. He just had to sit there.........and sit there.............and sit there............. I was so glad i got there in time or no doubt he would have just damaged my door! TW4T! That is so evil. but definatley something I would do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nixy Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 It was pretty good! Wish i'd left him a bit longer actually, wonder what he'd have done if i'd put my seat back and had a snooze! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rtbiscuit Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 This is one way to park cheeky with no fear of dentage.... thats the best parking space i've seen in a long time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamster Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 This is one way to park cheeky with no fear of dentage.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BulletMagnet Posted August 28, 2009 Author Share Posted August 28, 2009 thats the best parking space i've seen in a long time Buttermarket, lower level, round the back.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jerry3167 Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 +1 Awesome Parking space!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BulletMagnet Posted September 3, 2009 Author Share Posted September 3, 2009 For once I was glad the white van man parks like an idiot... Also enjoyed his taste in posters too, hehe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spr1ngy Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 For once I was glad the white van man parks like an idiot... Also enjoyed his taste in posters too, hehe for some reason i have a uncontrollable urge to call these people........... poster Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rtbiscuit Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 For once I was glad the white van man parks like an idiot... Also enjoyed his taste in posters too, hehe thats my favourite parking space at sainsburys as well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Husky Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 so i parked up to go climbing at the gym. on my circular travels up the ramps of the multistory i come across a rusty sunset zed so i think hmm, i wonder if he has a club sticker, ive seen it many times but thought this time id park next to him and drop him a flyer. so i parked in the triple bay in the middle one to the left of him but waaay over so he and me had masses of room and noooo way anyone would park in the remaining space. the car park did indeed look like this after all: so i went for a climb, came back and WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the stupid F**ker has actually climbed over to the other side to get out the car, i checked for damage, none so they must have known they would have to do this, WHY????????? im raging Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vik54 Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 They really did just do that for the hell of it there's a pillar to their passenger side so it was awkward to get in there anyway ***** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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