nixy Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 you crack me up with these pics - i think you should have two cones to put in each space next to you...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BulletMagnet Posted May 18, 2009 Author Share Posted May 18, 2009 you crack me up with these pics - i think you should have two cones to put in each space next to you...... as long as I crack you up and they don't crack my paint, I'm more than happy to carry on taking pics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bronzee Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 Maybe that driver of said car was a contortionist from Cirque du Soliel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nixy Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 well, just to revive this one. I parked in a supermarket car park last night after work. it was a 100 space or so carpark and only had about SIX cars in it. I drove straight to the back and was the ONLY car parked in the entire row. Get back with my shopping and despite there being about 95 spaces some total TW*T in a (yes you guessed it) PEOPLE CARRIER with a child on board sign had parked right next to me! Not just right next to me but so close I had to crawl into my car sideways! Now there are only three possible reasons for this because it just had to be intentional: 1. they were just doing it on purpose to annoy me as their car was sh1t and covered in dents and scratches 2. the kids must ask the parent to park there so they can look at my car 3. whoever was driving couldn't park and needed another car to line up next to I wish i'd taken a pic because it was a total corker - although i was really cross................ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bronzee Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 Get back with my shopping and despite there being about 95 spaces some total TW*T in a (yes you guessed it) PEOPLE CARRIER with a child on board sign had parked right next to me! Not just right next to me but so close I had to crawl into my car sideways! Is this a subtle way of telling us you're planning a career change to one of the Cirque du Soliel stars?! I hope they didn't damage/door ding your Zed getting out their passengers side. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris`I Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 Think its time for some of those "you cant park" spotted cards metioned on here before. Anyone does it to you, wham, slap em with it. We should make it out of the same tickets they used at my Uni, which are impossible to remove without making a mess, super strong glue and really thin paper Like this.... http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/an ... arking.jpg Click to view (warning it has bad language!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rich5259 Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 I had a similar experience at our Tesco. I parked 2nd from the end (it was very busy) but nicely spaced between the cars that were there. Came back to find the one on my left had gone and this t0sser had arrived.... now I might understand it if the otherside had a wall or something, but not when it's got 2 feet of car park and another 2 feet of path You could open the Zed door fully in that space. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bronzee Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 Just think if they'd had the skill to back into that space, they could have parked like a proper person. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R800NER Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 I love this thread. I too take photos and will start uploading them and would use the "YOU CANT PARK" stickers. I kind of want a personal sticker printer in the car which I can print the photo off to show them how rubbish they are! Out of interest......if you did come back to find a dink or paint scratch from the car next to you......what would you do? Wait for them? Break their wing mirror? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Husky Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 Tape their door shut on the side near me forcing them to get in the passenger side? Ive got some cammo tape here for proototype cars, that oughta do it, never comes off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BulletMagnet Posted July 2, 2009 Author Share Posted July 2, 2009 For some reason I'm starting to think about keeping expanding builders foam on the boot, lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sally Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 I deffo think someone should make some 'You cant park' stickers. I'll use them!! I would do it myself but im shite with computers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Husky Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 I deffo think someone should make some 'You cant park' stickers. I'll use them!!I would do it myself but im shite with computers! Subtle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nixy Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 i'd use them if i could get away quick enough after sticking one on! I'm a wuss! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Husky Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 maybe a version that can be fired from a distance would suit? maybe you could tie it to a stone and throw it at them? stickers would be awesome! links follow: http://youparklikeanasshole.com/ http://iparklikeanidiot.com/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cragus Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 http://youparklikeanasshole.com/notices/notice_1.pdf Brilliant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris`I Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 http://youparklikeanasshole.com/notices/notice_1.pdf Brilliant Great website! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nixy Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 The only problem is when you drive an orange zed and frequent the same car parks someone may just take offence and get their own back eventually.......... Although it is tempting........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BulletMagnet Posted July 2, 2009 Author Share Posted July 2, 2009 The only problem is when you drive an orange zed and frequent the same car parks someone may just take offence and get their own back eventually.......... Although it is tempting........ Get it wrapped in vinyl, different colour every week.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nixy Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 or just put an aligator in it and leave the window open! or is that extreme........... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BulletMagnet Posted July 2, 2009 Author Share Posted July 2, 2009 or just put an aligator in it and leave the window open! or is that extreme........... This isn't South Africa dear... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SunsetZed Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 At risk of sounding pedantic aren't alligators American?! Anyway I'd worry what they'd do to my interior!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Husky Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 I cant fit a bit of ikea in mine let alone an alligator this oughta do it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDrzMGdYWZc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dene8 Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 Heart this thread........... imma start uploading my own experiences Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BulletMagnet Posted July 15, 2009 Author Share Posted July 15, 2009 At risk of sounding pedantic aren't alligators American?! Anyway I'd worry what they'd do to my interior!!!! I was rather reffering to the South African crazy car "security" systems...from flamethrowers to 6ft pythons on the dash... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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