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Nurses shouldn't laugh - sorry but this is so funn


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John goes to his Doctors office and is seen firstly by the nurse. He says to the nurse, "Promise me you will not laugh."

 

"Of course I won't laugh, I'm a professional nurse. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."

 

"Okay then," John said and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest todger the nurse had ever seen. Length and width, it couldn't have been bigger than an AAA battery.

 

Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling then fell laughing to the floor. After ten minutes she is able to struggle to her feet and regain her composure. "I'm so sorry," said the nurse. "I don't know what came over me. On my honour as a nurse and a lady, I promise it won't happen again. Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?"

 

 

 

 

 

 

"It's swollen," John replied.

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