mbs Posted March 20, 2009 Share Posted March 20, 2009 Mods, delete if too riskay but it is late at night. This was originally shown on BBC TV back in the seventies. Ronnie Barker could say all this without a snigger (though god knows how many takes). Irony is that they received not one complaint. The speed of delivery must have been too much for the whining herds. Try getting through it without converting the spoonerisms [and not wetting your pants] as you read ... This is the story of Rindercella and her sugly isters. Rindercella and her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion. Rindercella worked very hard frubbing sloors, emptying poss pits, and shivelling shot. At the end of the day, she was knucking fackered. The sugly isters were right bugly astards. One was called Mary Hinge, and the other was called Betty Swallocks; they were really forrible huckers; they had fetty sweet and fatty swannies. The sugly isters had tickets to go to the ball, but the cotton runts would not let Rindercella go. Suddenly there was a bucking fang, and her gairy fodmother appeared. Her name was Shairy Hithole and she was a light rucking fesbian. She turned a pumpkin and six mite wice into a hucking cuge farriage with six dandy ronkeys who had buge hollocks and dig bicks. The gairy fodmother told Rindercella to be back by dimnlight otherwise, there would be a cucking falamity. At the ball, Rindercella was dancing with the prandsome hince when suddenly the clock struck twelve. 'Mist all chucking frighty!!!' said Rindercella, and she ran out tripping barse over ollocks, so dropping her slass glipper. The very next day the prandsome hince knocked on Rindercella's door and the sugly isters let him in.. Suddenly, Betty Swallocks lifted her leg and let off a fig bart. 'Who's fust jarted??' asked the prandsome hince. 'Blame that fugly ucker over there!!' said Mary Hinge. When the stinking brown cloud had lifted, he tried the slass glipper on both the sugly isters without success and their feet stucking funk. Betty Swallocks was ducking fisgusted and gave the prandsome hince a knack in the kickers. This was not difficult as he had bucking fuge halls and a hig bard on. He tried the slass glipper on Rindercella and it fitted pucking ferfectly. Rindercella and the prandsome hince were married. The pransome hince lived his life in lucking fuxury, and Rindercella lived hers with a follen swanny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stew Posted March 21, 2009 Share Posted March 21, 2009 try it now...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H5 Posted March 21, 2009 Share Posted March 21, 2009 Brilliant, brilliant comedy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madmarky Posted March 21, 2009 Share Posted March 21, 2009 Quality, took me ages to read it properly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tmJak Posted March 21, 2009 Share Posted March 21, 2009 Excellent, strange how it's hard to read the first paragraph, but then it gets really easy nearer the end. Like watching a film with subtitles, sort of. . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jim Posted March 21, 2009 Share Posted March 21, 2009 Brilliant, as ever, from Ronnie Barker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sunset350z Posted March 21, 2009 Share Posted March 21, 2009 :lol: Thats brilliant. I can't recall ever seeing that sketch but i'm gonna do my best to find!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bronzee Posted March 22, 2009 Share Posted March 22, 2009 Ronnie never gets old does he, figuratively speaking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richt Posted March 22, 2009 Share Posted March 22, 2009 Ha ha ha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richt Posted March 22, 2009 Share Posted March 22, 2009 Ha ha ha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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