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Mods, delete if too riskay but it is late at night.

This was originally shown on BBC TV back in the seventies.

 

Ronnie Barker could say all this without a snigger (though god knows how many takes).

 

Irony is that they received not one complaint. The speed of delivery must

have been too much for the whining herds. Try getting through it without

converting the spoonerisms [and not wetting your pants] as you read ...

This is the story of Rindercella and her sugly isters.

 

 

 

 

 

Rindercella and her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion. Rindercella

worked very hard frubbing sloors, emptying poss pits, and shivelling

shot. At the end of the day, she was knucking fackered. The sugly isters

were right bugly astards. One was called Mary Hinge, and the other was

called Betty Swallocks; they were really forrible huckers; they had fetty

sweet and fatty swannies. The sugly isters had tickets to go to the ball,

but the cotton runts would not let Rindercella go.

 

 

 

Suddenly there was a bucking fang, and her gairy fodmother appeared. Her

name was Shairy Hithole and she was a light rucking fesbian. She turned a

pumpkin and six mite wice into a hucking cuge farriage with six dandy

ronkeys who had buge hollocks and dig bicks. The gairy fodmother told

Rindercella to be back by dimnlight otherwise, there would be a cucking

falamity. At the ball, Rindercella was dancing with the prandsome hince

when suddenly the clock struck twelve. 'Mist all chucking frighty!!!' said

Rindercella, and she ran out tripping barse over ollocks, so dropping her

slass glipper.

 

 

 

The very next day the prandsome hince knocked on Rindercella's door and the

sugly isters let him in.. Suddenly, Betty Swallocks lifted her leg and

let off a fig bart. 'Who's fust jarted??' asked the prandsome hince.

'Blame that fugly ucker over there!!' said Mary Hinge. When the stinking

brown cloud had lifted, he tried the slass glipper on both the sugly

isters without success and their feet stucking funk. Betty Swallocks was

ducking fisgusted and gave the prandsome hince a knack in the kickers.

This was not difficult as he had bucking fuge halls and a hig bard on. He

tried the slass glipper on Rindercella and it fitted pucking ferfectly.

Rindercella and the prandsome hince were married. The pransome hince lived

his life in lucking fuxury, and Rindercella lived hers with a follen

swanny!

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