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12 THINGS I HATE ABOUT PEOPLE

 

 

1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time..... I know where my

watch is pal, where the f**k is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

 

 

2. People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room

for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the

channel manually.

 

 

3. When people say "oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".

F**king right! What good is a cake if you can’t eat it?

 

 

4. When people say "its always the last place you look". Of course it is.

Why the f**k would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do

this? Who and where are they?

 

 

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that"? No tosser, I

paid £10 to come to the cinema and stare at the f**king floor.

 

 

6. People who ask "can I ask you a question?" Didn’t really give me a choice there, did you sunshine?

 

 

7. When something is "new and improved" which is it? If its new, then there has never been anything before it.

If its an improvement, then there must have been something before it so its not new.

 

 

8. When people say " life is short" - what the f**k?? Life is the

longest damn thing anyone ever f**king does!! What can you do that’s longer?

 

 

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "has the bus come yet?"

If the bus came would I be standing here, knob-head?

 

 

10. People who say things like "My eyes aren't what they used to be". So

what did they used to be? Ears? Wellington boots?

 

 

11. When your eating something and someone asks "is that nice?" - no its

really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.

 

 

12. People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that’s an image I really didn’t need.

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12 THINGS I HATE ABOUT PEOPLE

4. When people say "its always the last place you look". Of course it is.

Why the f**k would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do

this? Who and where are they?

 

Lee Evans did a bit about this " I wouldnt look, find them and keep F**KING LOOKING!" :lol:

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Dunno why your asking me about cakes - what do I know about cakes! :lol:;) Lucy's the expert baker not me - I just like icecream!

 

Yes but from what I hear you are the site's cake supplier...... she bakes 'em, you peddle 'em ;):lol:

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Dunno why your asking me about cakes - what do I know about cakes! :lol:;) Lucy's the expert baker not me - I just like icecream!

 

Yes but from what I hear you are the site's cake supplier...... she bakes 'em, you peddle 'em ;):lol:

 

 

Must be another Stanski not me ...... :D

 

I am merely the site fool who garnishes the forum with total gibberish coated with a light fluffy chocolate coating! :doh:

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12 THINGS I HATE ABOUT PEOPLE

4. When people say "its always the last place you look". Of course it is.

Why the f**k would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do

this? Who and where are they?

 

Lee Evans did a bit about this " I wouldnt look, find them and keep F**KING LOOKING!" :lol:

 

Hahaha i have that very stand up on DVD and that sketch never gets old!

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12 THINGS I HATE ABOUT PEOPLE

4. When people say "its always the last place you look". Of course it is.

Why the f**k would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do

this? Who and where are they?

 

Lee Evans did a bit about this " I wouldnt look, find them and keep F**KING LOOKING!" :lol:

 

Hahaha i have that very stand up on DVD and that sketch never gets old!

Yeh same :teeth: he's hilarious :lol:

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Can I just clear up that I didn't actually write those, it's from one of those jokey forwarded emails I got today, I know I'm a moan but I'm not THAT bad (shut it....) :lol:

 

(Oh and poor Doug nothing! :p )

 

In saying that, I identify with most of them... :surrender:

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Can I just clear up that I didn't actually write those, it's from one of those jokey forwarded emails I got today, I know I'm a moan but I'm not THAT bad (shut it....) :lol:

 

(Oh and poor Doug nothing! :p )

 

In saying that, I identify with most of them... :surrender:

Lol, I'm not sure if the initial post or your post just now is funnier. :lol::lol::p:p

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