JT1703 Posted March 11, 2009 Share Posted March 11, 2009 For all you Aberdonian Teuchters out there!!!! General Process Flowcharts : The wye tae dee things Departments : Bourachies o' Fowk Roles (Job Titles) : Fit the folk are caa'd Resources : Handy things tae hae handy Value : Foo mony or foo muckle Unit of measure : Foo mony or foo muckle fit Concepts and Standards Quality : Fit wye a thingmie's fit for fit it's supposed tae fit Competency : Fit ye're fit for Business Risk : Onything that can mak' an erse o'fit ye're trying tae dee Documentation : Bumf Document Register : Faur tae look for mair bumf Retention Period : Haud on til't for Processes Process Reference : Fit it's caa'd Process Title : Fit it's tae dee wi' Process Owner : Heid mannie Approver : Fa says "aye" Draft : Nae quite feenish'd Tasks (within a process) Task : Fit's deen Responsible : Fa does't Informed : Tell't Consulted : Speired at Assists : Gies a haun til Accountable : Fa's heid's on the block if a'thing gings erse ower tit Create : Mak up Refer to : Hae a lookie at File/Archive : Pit awa' Project Completion Project : Jobbie Completion Checklist : Ticketyboo tick list Guidance in the Published Processes "Click on a Process Group at the left to display the list of Processes for that Process Group" "Gie a dunt tae the left lug o' the moosie o'er the heid o' a Bourachie o' Maps tae the left tae hae a look at a list o' the Maps in ahint it" "A flowchart is not currently available for this process" Doric the official language of North East Scotland "Ther's nae a map gaan aboot for this een" . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lexx Posted March 11, 2009 Share Posted March 11, 2009 :lol: I always dread workign on the East Coast and boarding a boat with a skipper from those parts. I canna understand a word he says half the time! I nod, smile, count his fish and bugger off! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cara Posted March 11, 2009 Share Posted March 11, 2009 I wonder to how many people that just reads like a foreign language! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT1703 Posted March 11, 2009 Author Share Posted March 11, 2009 I wonder to how many people that just reads like a foreign language! The majority I would have thought !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stew Posted March 11, 2009 Share Posted March 11, 2009 :lol::lol: Aye it's a sair ficht fir a half loaf rising fae e greep tae dee a yon! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT1703 Posted March 11, 2009 Author Share Posted March 11, 2009 :lol::lol: Aye it's a sair ficht fir a half loaf rising fae e greep tae dee a yon! Exactly !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rtbiscuit Posted March 11, 2009 Share Posted March 11, 2009 k? barthelona? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
herbie Posted March 11, 2009 Share Posted March 11, 2009 LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cara Posted March 11, 2009 Share Posted March 11, 2009 Pmsl excellent idea - type in Doric when wanting to hide things from the non-Aberdonians.... muhahaha!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jim Posted March 11, 2009 Share Posted March 11, 2009 Another gem frae "Furryboots City". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdazed Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 Canny beat a Canny Don..........woah! confused myself there. West coast Dons loyal! Just dont get involved in an argument unless your fluent in Doric, they will run rings roon yee!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT1703 Posted March 12, 2009 Author Share Posted March 12, 2009 Canny beat a Canny Don..........woah! confused myself there. West coast Dons loyal! Just dont get involved in an argument unless your fluent in Doric, they will run rings roon yee!!! Yer nae wrang cuv Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tmJak Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 Don't understand any of it, and it hurts my head if I try Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
givememorepower Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 WTF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stew Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 Canny beat a Canny Don..........woah! confused myself there. West coast Dons loyal! Just dont get involved in an argument unless your fluent in Doric, they will run rings roon yee!!! Hunners o dandies on here min! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 LOL i can only understand some parts well maybe 10% of it haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT1703 Posted March 12, 2009 Author Share Posted March 12, 2009 Canny beat a Canny Don..........woah! confused myself there. West coast Dons loyal! Just dont get involved in an argument unless your fluent in Doric, they will run rings roon yee!!! Hunners o dandies on here min! nae sure aboot hunners cuv , I ken o' aboot 3 onywaye Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stew Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 A puckle mair en at min! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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