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lomoto

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BROWN IS MY SHEPHERD, I SHALL NOT WORK.

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> >> HE LEADETH ME BESIDE STILL FACTORIES.

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> >> HE RESTORETH MY FAITH IN THE CONSERVATIVE PARTY.

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> >> HE GUIDETH ME TO THE PATH OF UNEMPLOYMENT.

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> >> YEA, THOUGH I WAIT FOR MY DOLE,

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> >> I OWN THE BANK THAT REFUSES ME.

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> >> BROWN HAS ANOINTED MY INCOME WITH TAXES,

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> >> MY EXPENSES RUNNETH OVER MY INCOME,

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> >> SURELY, POVERTY AND HARD LIVING WILL FOLLOW ME ALL

> THE

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> >> DAYS OF HIS TERM.

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FROM HENCE FORTH WE WILL LIVE ALL THE DAYS

 

OF OUR LIVES IN A RENTED HOME WITH AN OVERSEAS

LANDLORD.

I AM GLAD I AM BRITISH,

I AM GLAD THAT I AM FREE.

 

BUT I WISH I WAS A DOG

 

AND BROWN WAS A TREE.

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