IanS16 Posted February 20, 2009 Share Posted February 20, 2009 A kid at work just wrote in the dirt on my back bumper so I got an old chinese takeaway tub, pierced the lid and cracked 2 eggs into the tub. He'd left his car open so I have put them under his passnger seat. Is this going to damage the upholstery or will it just pong a little? Oh, and when will he notice it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martinmac Posted February 20, 2009 Share Posted February 20, 2009 Sounds fair to me, I prefer fish under the bonnet though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stew Posted February 20, 2009 Share Posted February 20, 2009 Seems fair. When my Dads brother was on his honeymoon he put fish in his vent inlets. In the end he had to sell the car! :lol: That was his wedding pressie to him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beavis Posted February 20, 2009 Share Posted February 20, 2009 Sort of thing i would do, should just pong after a while Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay Posted February 20, 2009 Share Posted February 20, 2009 HAHAHAHAHAH you big meanie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nurrish Posted February 20, 2009 Share Posted February 20, 2009 I would of taken a dump in the carton then put it under his seat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cara Posted February 20, 2009 Share Posted February 20, 2009 Shame, poor kid.............. but I like it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IanS16 Posted February 20, 2009 Author Share Posted February 20, 2009 Sounds fair to me, I prefer fish under the bonnet though I had to use things i had spare at work though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beavis Posted February 20, 2009 Share Posted February 20, 2009 I would of taken a dump in the carton then put it under his seat +1 was just thinking that After a good curry though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BulletMagnet Posted February 20, 2009 Share Posted February 20, 2009 *mental note...do not p!ss off any forum members, especially before a meet...* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neodc Posted February 20, 2009 Share Posted February 20, 2009 lol reminds me when i had ' maddys in my boot' writen in the dirt on my boot, the rozzers pulled me over and threatened to take me in for kidnap. obviously now i work for them, i see that it was rather childish.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martinmac Posted February 20, 2009 Share Posted February 20, 2009 A kid at work just wrote in the dirt on my back bumper so I got an old chinese takeaway tub, pierced the lid and cracked 2 eggs into the tub. He'd left his car open so I have put them under his passnger seat. Is this going to damage the upholstery or will it just pong a little? Oh, and when will he notice it? Just had a thought. Why was your car dirty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drewbie Posted February 20, 2009 Share Posted February 20, 2009 A kid at work just wrote in the dirt on my back bumper so I got an old chinese takeaway tub, pierced the lid and cracked 2 eggs into the tub. He'd left his car open so I have put them under his passnger seat. Is this going to damage the upholstery or will it just pong a little? Oh, and when will he notice it? Just had a thought. Why was your car dirty Good point Martin. Report him to the Zed police !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IanS16 Posted February 21, 2009 Author Share Posted February 21, 2009 A kid at work just wrote in the dirt on my back bumper so I got an old chinese takeaway tub, pierced the lid and cracked 2 eggs into the tub. He'd left his car open so I have put them under his passnger seat. Is this going to damage the upholstery or will it just pong a little? Oh, and when will he notice it? Just had a thought. Why was your car dirty Good point Martin. Report him to the Zed police !! Don't worry about my Zed guys, its getting a lot of attention at the minute so it's ready for Chester Took me a whole day to repair the grille mesh after having to remove it for the tow eye when I got stuck in the snow. I just hope I haven't got "Jews rule" scratched in the back bumper as it all started when I called him tight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IanS16 Posted February 21, 2009 Author Share Posted February 21, 2009 Oh and no offense meant to Jewish people - I was just playing on the stereotype (wish I could save money as well as you guys ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nixy Posted February 22, 2009 Share Posted February 22, 2009 just bear in mind that egg is a sod to get off! Even pots in the dishwasher don't come clean! I once had a similar thing - a friend of mine put a trout under my spare wheel in the boot! I would be pretty annoyed if someone wrote on my car though.......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martinmac Posted February 22, 2009 Share Posted February 22, 2009 just bear in mind that egg is a sod to get off! Even pots in the dishwasher don't come clean! I once had a similar thing - a friend of mine put a trout under my spare wheel in the boot! I would be pretty annoyed if someone wrote on my car though.......... Unles it was a phone number Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nixy Posted February 22, 2009 Share Posted February 22, 2009 Oi you - you're not too old for a slap you know! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beavis Posted February 22, 2009 Share Posted February 22, 2009 Oi you - you're not too old for a slap you know! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martinmac Posted February 22, 2009 Share Posted February 22, 2009 Oi you - you're not too old for a slap you know! I am reminded of that fact frequently Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nixy Posted February 22, 2009 Share Posted February 22, 2009 Oi you - you're not too old for a slap you know! I was tempted to use that one but I really want to slap Jay first! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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rtbiscuit Posted February 22, 2009 Share Posted February 22, 2009 if th ehole is in the top to let the smell out, and the eggs themselves aren't in contact with the material i can't see it doing any harm, but will start to smell in about a week maybe 2. especially if i puts the heat on in the foot wells. did a similar thing to a friends car, stuffed confetti in all the air vents, a potatoe up the exhaust, and gravel in the hub caps(note to others the gravel and drum brake sis a bad combination hers failed when she drove away, nothing serious happened, but she wasn't best pleased.) and we put fish on the engine in tin foil, just under the air intakes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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