nixy Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 (apols to any essex girls!) As a trucker in Essex stops for a red light. A blonde in her car pulls up alongside. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says, 'Hi, my name is Sharon and you are losing some of your load.' The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the truck stops for another red light, the girl again catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window. And as if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, 'Hi, my name is Sharon , and you are losing some of your load!' Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street. At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door. The trucker lowers the window again she says, 'Hi, my name is Sharon and you are losing some of your load!' When the light turns green, the trucker revs up and races to the next light when he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it, he says....... ........Hi, my name is Gary and I'm driving a bloody gritter! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stew Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 (apols to any essex girls!) That'll be M350ZB then..... Get on the white stilletos bud! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trev-the-Rev Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M350ZB Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 (apols to any essex girls!) That'll be M350ZB then..... Get on the white stilletos bud! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martinmac Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cara Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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BulletMagnet Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 Does M350ZB dance around his handbag too? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M350ZB Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 Does M350ZB dance around his handbag too? , Love it, at heart everyone loves an essex girl, well at least for one night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BulletMagnet Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 So you love drinking Diamond White too then, lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M350ZB Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 So you love drinking Diamond White too then, lol White lightning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BulletMagnet Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 Oh yeah, that's right, lol ...with a straw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M350ZB Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 Oh yeah, that's right, lol ...with a straw , and a few chavy rings Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GT4 Zed Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 PMSL nice one nixy but i suspect you will not be driving to essex anytime soon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nixy Posted February 19, 2009 Author Share Posted February 19, 2009 actually yes, stansted on the 5th of march! And as for diamond white - that takes me back a few years! Remember a blastaway? Diamond White and castaway mixed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M350ZB Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 actually yes, stansted on the 5th of march! And as for diamond white - that takes me back a few years! Remember a blastaway? Diamond White and castaway mixed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nixy Posted February 19, 2009 Author Share Posted February 19, 2009 The first time I was ever properly drunk was on diamond white. We are talking a lot of years ago now - didn't think they still did it now! I didn't really know what it was and the guy I was with kept buying me them. When I got home I actually fell over without bending my legs - just like a tree being felled! Didn't feel a thing! Never drunk it since though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BulletMagnet Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 Diamond White is no more afaik....hence M350ZB's mention of White Lightning....he must be the new breed Essex Girl... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M350ZB Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 Diamond White is no more afaik....hence M350ZB's mention of White Lightning....he must be the new breed Essex Girl... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stew Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 I've never heard of cast away! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rtbiscuit Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 i loved in essex for 14 years (wasn't born there) hooch is another fav, or mad dog 20/20, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bronzee Posted February 20, 2009 Share Posted February 20, 2009 Oh dear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roast350z Posted February 20, 2009 Share Posted February 20, 2009 Essex is da bomb you knows it bruv! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M350ZB Posted February 20, 2009 Share Posted February 20, 2009 Essex is da bomb you knows it bruv! Safe roast350z Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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