nixy Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 Had to drive down to the local top security prison last night to drop something off my son had forgotten to take in on his night shift. Got home tonight to be informed by him that one of the big butch prison officers said to him "I'd do your mum". Just as I was wondering whether that was flattering or not the punchline came.............................................................the big butch prison officer was ............................................................................................................................................. A WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Just my luck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MITZ@CougarStore Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S1 HNK Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 a handy woman to keep on the right side of though :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stew Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 Shame she wasn't petite and pretty....... That would have fueled the imagination! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nixy Posted January 29, 2009 Author Share Posted January 29, 2009 do you remember prisoner cell block H Stew? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarnie Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 Had to drive down to the local top security prison last night to drop something off my son had forgotten to take in on his night shift. Got home tonight to be informed by him that one of the big butch prison officers said to him "I'd do your mum". Just as I was wondering whether that was flattering or not the punchline came.............................................................the big butch prison officer was ............................................................................................................................................. A WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Just my luck! What if she was a stunner? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nixy Posted January 29, 2009 Author Share Posted January 29, 2009 would probably do the same as you would if a stunning man fancied you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stew Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 Bend her over????? :lol::lol::lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nixy Posted January 29, 2009 Author Share Posted January 29, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cara Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 Oh dear Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stew Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 I await Sarnies retort! I honestly can't think of a reply to my comment.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martinmac Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 You may be beyond my help as a babysitter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nixy Posted January 29, 2009 Author Share Posted January 29, 2009 think its a body guard I need so you'll do! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N1SM0350z Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 Bend her over????? :lol::lol::lol::lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cara Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 Well, it's always nice to be admired, and you know if you really get lonely one night......................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lexx Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 at least you've still got it though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nixy Posted January 30, 2009 Author Share Posted January 30, 2009 Well, it's always nice to be admired, and you know if you really get lonely one night......................... I dont think I could ever be that lonely........... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chesterfield Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 Nothing ventured nothing gained - go on give it a shot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cara Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 There is that old saying 'never say never' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nixy Posted January 30, 2009 Author Share Posted January 30, 2009 Not with a woman that looks like a big truck driver! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cara Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 Um, yes, fair point Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M13KYF Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martinmac Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 What you got against big truck drivers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chesterfield Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 A little sing song maybe... I'm drivin' a truck Drivin' a big ol' truck Pedal to the metal, hope I don't run out of luck Rollin' down the highway until the break of dawn Drivin' a truck with my high heels on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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