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A SHORT LOVE STORY


Toon Chris

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A SHORT LOVE STORY

 

A man and a woman who had never met before,

but who were both married to other people,

found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train.

 

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room,

they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.

 

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,.......... 'Ma'am,

 

I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket?

 

I'm awfully cold.'

 

'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight,...... let's pretend that we're married.'

 

'Wow!...................... That's a great idea!', he exclaimed.

 

'Good,' she replied. .............'Get your own f****** blanket.'

 

After a moment of silence, ......................he farted.

 

The End

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