Trev-the-Rev Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 Johnny wants to have sex with a girl in his office, but she belonged to someone else... One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, "I'll give you a £100 if you let me screw you. But the girl said NO. Johnny said, "I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up." She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend. So she called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for £200, pick up the money very fast, he won't even be able to get his pants down." So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and asks what happened. She responded, "The fu**er used coins!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Cara Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 Saw that one coming. (no pun intended!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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N1SM0350z Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 :lol: heard the b4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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