Cara Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 He said to me . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. I said to him . . . You wear pants don't you? He said to me . . ..... Shall we try swapping positions tonight? I said . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart! He said to me. ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? I said to him . .....Turn sideways and look in the mirror! He said to me. ..... Why don't women blink during foreplay? I said to him .. . They don't have time He said to me. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? I said to him .. . We don't know; it has never happened. He said to me. . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking? I said to him . . . They already have boyfriends. I said...What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? He said. . . A widow. He said to me . . Why are married women heavier than single women? I said to him . . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nixy Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 Are you still sure about that wedding Cara.......................? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maccaman Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 Where ever did you go wrong Cara??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Ian Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IanS16 Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 I like the widow joke! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marzman Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarnie Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bronzee Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 Love it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stew Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 I'm deeply offended by that Cara You girls, gotta make jokes to make yourself feel superior! Next you'll be driving cars and voting! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cara Posted January 28, 2009 Author Share Posted January 28, 2009 I'm deeply offended by that Cara You girls, gotta make jokes to make yourself feel superior! Next you'll be driving cars and voting! You boys, gotta post up pics of us girls - surely the fairer sex! - to make yourself feel superior, cos in reality the words "cats" "hell" "chance" spring to mind So I could say I'm deeply offended by that..... Just an observation! (And now I'm going to shut up because, on this forum, I have no chance of winning this argument ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nixy Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 you're one of the brave ones that stuck around Cara - most of the others have been scared off! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stew Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 I like pretty ladies! Feel free to put up bloke pics. Nixy has threatened but never done it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nixy Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 I have too! Now I better go and find some more! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cara Posted January 28, 2009 Author Share Posted January 28, 2009 Go for it nixy More of us to appreciate it now - I'm not that easily scared off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stew Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 I'll start you off! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cara Posted January 28, 2009 Author Share Posted January 28, 2009 Have to say Stew, I don't quite share your taste in men..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stew Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 Admit it you lot loved it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maccaman Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 And he comes with a didgeradoo & an extra leg. Plus all that heavy breathing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cara Posted January 28, 2009 Author Share Posted January 28, 2009 You beat me to it, I was just about to say wonder if he still has his didgeridoo..........!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maccaman Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 Well you know us guys are always first to get there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stew Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 Well you know us guys are always first to get there. And the gold goes to..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cara Posted January 28, 2009 Author Share Posted January 28, 2009 Well you know us guys are always first to get there. PMSL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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