Stew Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 A woman sent this through...... A woman and her boyfriend are out having a few drinks. While they're Sitting there having a good time together, she starts talking about this Really great new drink. The more she talks about it, the more excited she gets, and starts trying to talk her boyfriend into having one. After a while he gives in and lets her order the drink for him. The Bartender brings the drink and puts the following items on the bar: A salt shaker, A shot of Baileys, A shot of lime juice. The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the woman explains. First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue, Next you drink the shot of Baileys and hold it in your mouth, And finally you drink the lime juice.' So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, goes for it. He puts the salt on his tongue........salty but OK. He drinks the shot of Baileys and holds it in his mouth........smooth, Rich, cool, very pleasant. He thinks........this is OK. Finally he picks up the lime juice and drinks it. 1. In one second the sharp lime taste hits... 2. At two seconds the Baileys curdles..... 3. At three seconds the salty, curdled taste & mucous-like Consistency hits..... 4. At four seconds it feels as if he has a mouth full of nasty snot. This triggers his gag reflex, but being manly, and not wanting to Disappoint his girlfriend, he swallows the now foul tasting drink. When he finally chokes it down he turns to his girlfriend, and says, Jesus what do you call that drink?' She smiles widely at him and says, 'Bl*w J*b Revenge.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P15UL T Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Toon Chris Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 Yeuk! Far too graffic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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bronzee Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 Class! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darren-B Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 we need 2forward this 2all our male friends 2ensure that no other bugger gets caught out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bronzee Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 we need 2forward this 2all our male friends 2ensure that no other bugger gets caught out Aaw, come on, where's your sense of fun?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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