Trev-the-Rev Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 Are you tired of those pi$$ weak 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cute little smiley faces on this card -- Just the stone cold truth of a great friendship. 1. When you are sad -- I will help you get pickled and plot revenge against the ba$***d who made you sad. 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile -- I will know you are thinking of something that I would probably want to be involved in. 4. When you are scared -- I will rag you about it every chance I get until you're NOT. 5.... When you are worried -- I will tell you stories about how much worse it could be until you stop whining. 6... When you are confused -- I will try to use only little words. 7... When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have. 8. When you fall -- I will laugh at your clumsy backside, but I'll help you up. 9. This is my oath.. I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask; because you are my friend. Friendship is like pi$$ing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth. Send this to 10 of your closest friends, Then get depressed because you can only think of 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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nixy Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 that is so much better than all those sickly things people keep sending me which I ignore! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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