mbs Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 While I was driving down the A64 the other day (going a little faster than I should have been), I passed under a bridge only to see a copper on the other side with a radar gun laying in wait. His mate, waiting in the layby further down the road, pulled me over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronising smirk asked: 'Runway too short?' To which I replied: 'I'm late for work.' To which he asked: 'What do you do?' I responded: 'I'm a rectum stretcher' The copper was surprised and confused: 'A rectum stretcher, and just what does a rectum stretcher do?' 'Well,' I said, 'I start by inserting one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in, work side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch the hole, until it's about 6 feet.' Then the copper asked questioningly and cautiously : 'And just what do you do with a six-foot arsehole?' To which I politely replied : 'You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge.' Speeding ticket: £60.00 Penalty Points : 3 Court costs: £45 Look on copper's face: Priceless.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martinmac Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 :lol: Thanks bud, I needed that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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sunset350z Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 Thats ace, i thought that was true for a minute Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Ian Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 :lol: Thanks bud, I needed that +1 Thanks a million Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Maccaman Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 You don't know how approppiate this might be for me. (awaiting a letter ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 Thats classic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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