nixy Posted December 18, 2008 Posted December 18, 2008 I am sat in my office and the person at the next desk who has had a cold is snorting phlegm up in the most revolting way you can imagine! I am so close to smashing him in the face with a box of tissues I am having to count to ten! Quote
dcash5 Posted December 18, 2008 Posted December 18, 2008 Relax nixy ..... take a breath and dream of the barbados! .... ps are you involved in the 206cc owners club aswell? Quote
nixy Posted December 18, 2008 Author Posted December 18, 2008 yes, you're not stalking me are you........... p.s I won't dream of Barbados as that's where I got married! Quote
H5 Posted December 18, 2008 Posted December 18, 2008 PMSL :lol: Go Nixy, use the tissue box to smash him in the face!! :boxing: Quote
nixy Posted December 18, 2008 Author Posted December 18, 2008 its bad enough listening to him chomping on twiglets like a crazed rodent without his passage clearing noises! Maybe I should have my own office! Quote
IanS16 Posted December 18, 2008 Posted December 18, 2008 You should whack him one Nix! The guy that sits opposite me at work is exactly the same. We have blue suede chairs at work and they are a little worn (not in a trampy way) where they have been sat on every day but on this guys chair he has a massive grease stain where his head is! Not only that but he has the wolds worst ring tone and doesn't know how to silence it, he just leaves it ringing when he's on the land line. ARGHHH Quote
Lexx Posted December 18, 2008 Posted December 18, 2008 Maybe I should have my own office! Thats it Nixy, go for the simple option! Quote
GIXXERUK Posted December 18, 2008 Posted December 18, 2008 PMSL :lol: Go Nixy, use the tissue box to smash him in the face!! :boxing: +1 Quote
Lexx Posted December 18, 2008 Posted December 18, 2008 PMSL :lol: Go Nixy, use the tissue box to smash him in the face!! :boxing: +1 You do realise that thats a fish.....not a tissue box...... . . . . . . Quote
nixy Posted December 18, 2008 Author Posted December 18, 2008 knew i could rely on you lot to make it become funny! Anyone else have any annoying office buddies? Quote
Lexx Posted December 18, 2008 Posted December 18, 2008 I have a C/O who talks about being on Japanese Car Carriers in the 70's.... we're convinced he is incapable of forming new memories, as all his stories pre-date 1986..... Quote
nixy Posted December 18, 2008 Author Posted December 18, 2008 That's not Martin is it? Another one I can think of - we all have our own cups - I HATE it when someone uses mine and then I can't find it. And then you find out some revolting bloke has used it for his cuppa soup and not washed it! YUK! Quote
Lexx Posted December 18, 2008 Posted December 18, 2008 That's not Martin is it? Another one I can think of - we all have our own cups - I HATE it when someone uses mine and then I can't find it. And then you find out some revolting bloke has used it for his cuppa soup and not washed it! YUK! does he dip his twiglets in it.................. Quote
GIXXERUK Posted December 18, 2008 Posted December 18, 2008 PMSL :lol: Go Nixy, use the tissue box to smash him in the face!! :boxing: +1 You do realise that thats a fish.....not a tissue box...... . . . . . . oh man i thought my nose was smelly Quote
Beavis Posted December 18, 2008 Posted December 18, 2008 Go Nixy, use the tissue box to smash him in the face!! :boxing: +1 Then when he lifts his head up, knee him in the face Quote
dcash5 Posted December 18, 2008 Posted December 18, 2008 yes, you're not stalking me are you........... p.s I won't dream of Barbados as that's where I got married! Well that post didn't have the desired affect. Girlfriend has just bought a 206cc so naturally I got on the CC, it has just developed the antipollution thing grrr. Spark plugs out me think! Dan Quote
Maccaman Posted December 18, 2008 Posted December 18, 2008 Nixxy did you give him the cold in the first place. Mind you it can be very annoying when somebody isn't very discreet about clearing their nose. Quote
bronzee Posted December 19, 2008 Posted December 19, 2008 Just make sure you don't appear on the front page of all of the major newspapers there tomorrow Nixy. Quote
nixy Posted December 19, 2008 Author Posted December 19, 2008 That would be a good headline - "Man found murdered - box of kleenex balsam sticking out of his head" Quote
Cara Posted December 19, 2008 Posted December 19, 2008 This sort of thing makes me glad I have my own office! Tamper with his coffee - slyly slip in a couple dozen sachets of Beechams powder And if that doesn't work............... then hit him over the head with the tissues Quote
H5 Posted December 19, 2008 Posted December 19, 2008 That would be a good headline - "Man found murdered - box of kleenex balsam sticking out of his head" At least the clean up operation will have been started..... Quote
Lexx Posted December 19, 2008 Posted December 19, 2008 y'know Nixy.....Im beginning to wonder if you actually ever do any work! All you do is come on here and abuse your workmates!! Quote
nixy Posted December 19, 2008 Author Posted December 19, 2008 I'm a woman, I can obviously multi-task very well! Should see how many different applications and windows I have open in front of me! Quote
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