Ebized Posted December 11, 2008 Share Posted December 11, 2008 Paddy was working at the fish plant in Cork when he accidentally cut off all 10 of his fingers. He went to the emergency room at Cork Hospital. The Doctor looked at Paddy and said, "Let's be aving da fingers and I'll see what oi can do". Paddy said, "Oi haven't got da fingers". "Whadda ya mean you haven't got da fingers? Lord Tunderin Jesus, it's 2008! We's got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques. I could have put dem back on and made you like new. Why didn't you bring the fingers?!?! Paddy said, "How da fock was I 'spose to pick them up!!!! PC DISCLAIMER: The situation described could have occured in any country - it simply sounds best in orish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M350ZB Posted December 11, 2008 Share Posted December 11, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay Posted December 11, 2008 Share Posted December 11, 2008 :lol: " To be sure, to be sure" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nixy Posted December 11, 2008 Share Posted December 11, 2008 can you hear me groaning at that one Colin? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Posted December 11, 2008 Share Posted December 11, 2008 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebized Posted December 11, 2008 Author Share Posted December 11, 2008 can you hear me groaning at that one Colin? All I could hear was you blowing your nose (sorry to hear about your sniffles but look on the bright side you still have all your fingers ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nixy Posted December 11, 2008 Share Posted December 11, 2008 true! I have just sent out for more tissue supplies! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martinmac Posted December 11, 2008 Share Posted December 11, 2008 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebized Posted December 11, 2008 Author Share Posted December 11, 2008 true! I have just sent out for more tissue supplies! Spoken in true upstairs/downstairs form, m'lady Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trev-the-Rev Posted December 11, 2008 Share Posted December 11, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stew Posted December 11, 2008 Share Posted December 11, 2008 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nixy Posted December 11, 2008 Share Posted December 11, 2008 Who wants to be parker? I need a cup of tea! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bronzee Posted December 12, 2008 Share Posted December 12, 2008 Lol, nice one!!! Who wants to be parker? I need a cup of tea! They're not very well trained are they, no volunteers yet!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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