Little boy on a bus

[Trev-the-Rev]

A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and

noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he

wore his collar backwards.

 

The man, who was a priest, said, 'I am a Father.'

 

The little boy replied, 'My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that.'

 

The priest looked up from his book and answered, ''I am the Father of

many.'

 

 

The boy said, ''My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he

doesn't wear his collar that way!'

 

The priest, getting impatient, said. 'I am the Father of hundreds', and

went back to reading his book.

 

The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and

said, 'Maybe you should wear a condom and put your pants on backwards

instead of your collar.'

[Maccaman]

[Ebized]

[Ian]

[Stew]

:lol:

[H5]

[martinmac]

:lol:

[Jay]

Liked that one

[bronzee]

Brilliant!