Maccaman Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 Dear All, Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions. Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, three children: John Dough, Jane Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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martinmac Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 And on the thrd day ....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trev-the-Rev Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bronzee Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 Respect is kneaded at this time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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