Banned husband from Walmart

[Cara]

(Probably a repost - I did search but didn't see anything - but it's funny anyway )

 

Dear Mrs. Fenton,

 

Over the past six months, your husband, Mr. Bill Fenton has been causing

quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this type of behavior and have considered banning the entire family from shopping in any of our stores.

 

We have documented all incidents on our video surveillance equipment.

 

Three of our clerks are attending counseling from the trouble your

husband has caused. All complaints against Mr. Fenton have been compiled and are listed below.

 

Mr. Wally Underpants

President and CEO of Wal-Mart Complaint Department

 

MEMO

 

Re: Mr. Bill Fenton - Complaints - 15 Things Mr. Bill Fenton has done

while his spouse is shopping:

 

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people’s

carts when they weren’t looking.

 

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute

intervals.

 

3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.

 

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, ‘Code

3′ in housewares….. and watched what happened.

 

5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of M&M’s on

layaway.

 

6. September 14: Moved a ‘CAUTION - WET FLOOR’ sign to a carpeted area.

 

7. September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other

shoppers he’d invite them in if they’ll bring pillows from the bedding

department.

 

8. September 23: When a clerk asks if they can help him, he begins to cry

and asks Why can’t you people just leave me alone?'

 

9. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a

mirror, and picked his nose.

 

10. November 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, asked the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.

 

11. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously loudly humming the

“Mission Impossibleâ€

[Stew]

Sounds like me at Tesco!

 

:lol:

[Ian]

:lol:

[jim]

Yep - but worth another anyway.

 

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