martinmac Posted November 12, 2008 Share Posted November 12, 2008 Good Scottish Logic A man in Scotland calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says, I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough. 'Dad, what are you talking about?' the son screams. We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,' the father says. 'We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you can call your sister in Leeds and tell her.' Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. 'Like hell they're getting divorced,' she shouts, 'I'll take care of this.' She calls Scotland immediately, and screams at her father, 'You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?' and hangs up. The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. 'Okay,' he says, 'they’re coming for Christmas - and they're paying their own way.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maccaman Posted November 12, 2008 Share Posted November 12, 2008 I'm Stew can confirm this is normal practice, in fact he probably won't understand why its in the jokes section. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Posted November 12, 2008 Share Posted November 12, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stew Posted November 12, 2008 Share Posted November 12, 2008 Whys this in the joke section????? :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M350ZB Posted November 12, 2008 Share Posted November 12, 2008 Whys this in the joke section????? :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cara Posted November 12, 2008 Share Posted November 12, 2008 I'm offended.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jim Posted November 12, 2008 Share Posted November 12, 2008 Don't think it would work for us - my daughter has to come all the way from Australia, so we have to help out. I like the idea, though! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bronzee Posted November 13, 2008 Share Posted November 13, 2008 Cunning Scots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sl114 Posted November 13, 2008 Share Posted November 13, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SunsetZed Posted November 13, 2008 Share Posted November 13, 2008 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stanski Posted November 13, 2008 Share Posted November 13, 2008 Damn thats a smart idea! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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