martinmac Posted September 20, 2008 Share Posted September 20, 2008 Four guys go to ESR. After an hour, the following conversation took place. First guy: 'You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out here this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I would paint every room in the house next weekend.' Second guy: 'That is nothing, I had to promise my wife that I would build her a new landscaped garden.' Third guy: 'Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I would remodel the kitchen for her.' They continue to check out the stock When they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word, they asked him. 'You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come here this weekend. What's the deal?' Fourth guy: 'I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off,I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a slap on her butt and said: 'ESR or Sex?' She said: Give my regards to Phil.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drewbie Posted September 20, 2008 Share Posted September 20, 2008 Nice twist on an old favourite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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