Zedrush Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 The Indian Wedding Test* I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me, it was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate because she never did it when she was near anyone else. One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one, last wild fling, just come up and get me.' I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.' And the moral of this story is: *Always keep your condoms in your car.* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJsickboy Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Digsy Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 He's back! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martinmac Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 Welcome back bud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beavis Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 He's back! Welcome back Jay But like its been said this is a repost. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 There goes the neighbourhood! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GIXXERUK Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 :lol: nice to see you back Jay, you bought a car yet ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 Back a few minutes & posting reposts welcome back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dcash5 Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 Ha ha I may have to unleash the repost piccies ...... ..... ..... ..... ..... Ahh sod it I cant resist .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H5 Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 Welcome back buddy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zedrush Posted August 15, 2008 Author Share Posted August 15, 2008 cheers all you guys are crazy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martinmac Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 Right, thats your freebie welcome back post, whats new Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zedrush Posted August 15, 2008 Author Share Posted August 15, 2008 Right, thats your freebie welcome back post, whats new lol nothing much just waiting for project khan to deliver new car, its taking forever, apart from that just been a bit hectic, but all is cool again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martinmac Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 Nice one, I take it we are going to have to wait for details Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zedrush Posted August 15, 2008 Author Share Posted August 15, 2008 Nice one, I take it we are going to have to wait for details yep as usual, but you wont be disappointed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martinmac Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 Come and say hello at Thurrock this Sunday evening for a coffee lurker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stew Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 Hey Jay. Welcome back dude! Can't wait to see pics of the car. Not waiting a year for them though! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ARphotographs Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 welcome back, scottish jay may have mentioned your car when i met up with him 2day, nice choice! Adam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarnie Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 You better not have bought a porker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bronzee Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 you guys are crazy! Look who's talking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tmJak Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 Zedrush. Might be useful to introduce yourself in the intros section Glad you're still with us bud Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trev-the-Rev Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 Hi Jay, welcome back. You must have taken Louis with you as we haven't heard a squeek out of him for ages either Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zedrush Posted August 18, 2008 Author Share Posted August 18, 2008 Hi Jay, welcome back. You must have taken Louis with you as we haven't heard a squeek out of him for ages either He will be back, he's just got a lot to sort out Ill tell him you all said hi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Digsy Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 Hi Jay, welcome back. You must have taken Louis with you as we haven't heard a squeek out of him for ages either He will be back, he's just got a lot to sort out Ill tell him you all said hi Yeah, give him our best mate. Good to see you haven't deserted us completely! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martinmac Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 Hi Jay, welcome back. You must have taken Louis with you as we haven't heard a squeek out of him for ages either He will be back, he's just got a lot to sort out Ill tell him you all said hi Tracked him down on Facebook You better all have sicknotes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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