The Indian Wedding Test

[Zedrush]

The Indian Wedding Test*

 

I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been

dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.

There was only one little thing bothering me, it was her

beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two,

wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would

regularly bend down when she was near me and I always got more than a nice view.

It had to be deliberate because she never did it when she was near anyone else.

 

One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to

check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she

whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she

couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before

I got married and committed my life to her sister.

 

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said,

'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one, last wild fling,

just come up and get me.' I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.

I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.

I opened the door, and headed

straight towards my car.

 

Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all

clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said,

'We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask

for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.'

 

And the moral of this story is:

 

 

*Always keep your condoms in your car.*

[DJsickboy]

[Digsy]

He's back!

[martinmac]

Welcome back bud.

[Beavis]

He's back!

 

Welcome back Jay

 

But like its been said this is a repost.

[Andy]

There goes the neighbourhood!

[GIXXERUK]

:lol:

 

nice to see you back Jay, you bought a car yet ??

[Ian]

Back a few minutes & posting reposts

 

welcome back

[dcash5]

Ha ha I may have to unleash the repost piccies ......

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Ahh sod it I cant resist

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[H5]

Welcome back buddy!

[Zedrush]

cheers all you guys are crazy!

[martinmac]

Right, thats your freebie welcome back post, whats new

[Zedrush]

Right, thats your freebie welcome back post, whats new

 

lol nothing much just waiting for project khan to deliver new car, its taking forever, apart from that just been a bit hectic, but all is cool again

[martinmac]

Nice one, I take it we are going to have to wait for details

[Zedrush]

Nice one, I take it we are going to have to wait for details

 

yep as usual, but you wont be disappointed

[martinmac]

Come and say hello at Thurrock this Sunday evening for a coffee lurker

[Stew]

Hey Jay. Welcome back dude!

 

Can't wait to see pics of the car. Not waiting a year for them though!

[ARphotographs]

welcome back,

 

scottish jay may have mentioned your car when i met up with him 2day,

 

nice choice!

 

Adam

[Sarnie]

You better not have bought a porker

[bronzee]

you guys are crazy!

Look who's talking.

[tmJak]

Zedrush. Might be useful to introduce yourself in the intros section

 

Glad you're still with us bud

[Trev-the-Rev]

Hi Jay, welcome back. You must have taken Louis with you as we haven't heard a squeek out of him for ages either

[Zedrush]

Hi Jay, welcome back. You must have taken Louis with you as we haven't heard a squeek out of him for ages either

 

He will be back, he's just got a lot to sort out Ill tell him you all said hi

[Digsy]

Hi Jay, welcome back. You must have taken Louis with you as we haven't heard a squeek out of him for ages either

 

He will be back, he's just got a lot to sort out Ill tell him you all said hi

 

Yeah, give him our best mate.

 

Good to see you haven't deserted us completely!

[martinmac]

Hi Jay, welcome back. You must have taken Louis with you as we haven't heard a squeek out of him for ages either

 

He will be back, he's just got a lot to sort out Ill tell him you all said hi

 

Tracked him down on Facebook You better all have sicknotes